And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.