we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.