The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.