I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.