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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.

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(404): Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat. http://tfl.nu/fqqq

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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.

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STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!

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(912): Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles. (404): STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!! http://tfl.nu/hvx1

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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire

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(404): Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire http://tfl.nu/4cfz

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Boobs are out for the taking

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(404): Boobs are out for the taking http://tfl.nu/yo2g

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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?

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So many things can go wrong tonight.

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(770): So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun? (404): So many things can go wrong tonight. http://tfl.nu/anjg

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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.

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(404): Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want. http://tfl.nu/ce96

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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.

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(404): New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold. http://tfl.nu/ite7

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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.

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(404): Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become. http://tfl.nu/pcoq

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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce

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(404): I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce http://tfl.nu/fuvv

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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!

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(404): Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!! http://tfl.nu/t5g2

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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.

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(404): Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now. http://tfl.nu/qdkd

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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!

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(404): It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs! http://tfl.nu/8k9t

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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.

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I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision

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(404): i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away. (912): I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision http://tfl.nu/a7l8

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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!

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Be safe. And I hate you.

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(404): Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND! (1-404): Be safe. And I hate you. http://tfl.nu/32xo

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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..

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(404): He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing.. http://tfl.nu/8ij4

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