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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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