MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So vagazzling was a success
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked