I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS