we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.