I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.