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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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