Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot