And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You blew him?!?!
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?