Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry