You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since