I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?