I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.