You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.