I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th