We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things