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you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up

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(847): you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up http://tfl.nu/wwvz

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Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?

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(847): Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student? http://tfl.nu/joo8

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Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?

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Beat you to it.

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(515): Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card? (847): Beat you to it. http://tfl.nu/fyxy

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I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

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... oops

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(217): I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity? (847): haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that. (217): ... oops http://tfl.nu/gsy7

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Rock

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Scissors

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Fuck

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(847): Rock (630): Scissors (630): Fuck http://tfl.nu/tdxv

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Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state

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(847): Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state http://tfl.nu/3q3r

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the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.

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(847): the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker. http://tfl.nu/4drl

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Ppl just aren't as funny as we are

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(847): Ppl just aren't as funny as we are http://tfl.nu/yoyk

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ready 4 sex 2nite?

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wow. woo me matt, woo me.

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(847): ready 4 sex 2nite? (978): wow. woo me matt, woo me. http://tfl.nu/frhd

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i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

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(847): i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind http://tfl.nu/hyvq

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are we going to glenview for practice??

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(3 hrs later) aids

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where r u? what is story? im way too high right now

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(248): are we going to glenview for practice?? (847): (3 hrs later) aids (248): where r u? what is story? im way too high right now http://tfl.nu/h122

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Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up

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(847): Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up http://tfl.nu/pfce

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All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg

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(847): All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg http://tfl.nu/5dma

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You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear

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Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat

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(847): You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear (1-847): Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat http://tfl.nu/fogp

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3:26am: come over

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you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over

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dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over

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(248) 3:26am: come over (847): you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over (248) 4:11am: mnlodp (847): dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over http://tfl.nu/tbh5

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