And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.