she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear