Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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It was confusing and full of hummus
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.