what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.