I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day