the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me