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There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....

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(703): There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it.... http://tfl.nu/mny7

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i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore

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(703): i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore http://tfl.nu/70pj

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he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

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(703): he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust http://tfl.nu/nu3n

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worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.

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(703): worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma. http://tfl.nu/3aau

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exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?

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(703): exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea? http://tfl.nu/lklw

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I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay

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(703): I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay http://tfl.nu/jcra

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Grow some girl-balls and come out already

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(703): Grow some girl-balls and come out already http://tfl.nu/dlf5

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His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?

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(703): His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into? http://tfl.nu/n657

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Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza

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(703): Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza http://tfl.nu/9pba

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i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)

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(703): i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;) http://tfl.nu/0lh6

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my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming

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(703): my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming http://tfl.nu/nmyq

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Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'

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(703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.' http://tfl.nu/veyw

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Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”

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(703): Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh” http://tfl.nu/trqs

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On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US

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It's the American dream

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(202): On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US (703): It's the American dream http://tfl.nu/z0hb

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Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

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(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more http://tfl.nu/zuqw

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