maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already