maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
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i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.