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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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