Last Night in Minnesota (651)

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  sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure

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  you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends

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  Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess

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  So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.

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  The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.

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  Could a canary swim?

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  Last time I ever let you pet sit.

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  theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

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  nevermind its newpaper

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  the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.

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  It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.

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  nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.

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  Why are handjobs necessary in class?

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  nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent

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  After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive

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  I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.

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  What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?

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