She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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