I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly