I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.