i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling