I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.