so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
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Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
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TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
You drinking a lot?
Define a lot