It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
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I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
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