There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono