I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.