I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.