Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that