You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm at about main and main street
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle