is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"