I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?