dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world