Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.