literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going