There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona