Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Oregon (503)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight. http://tfl.nu/6osy
  Replies (37) Good night (5573) Bad night (511) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  would you consider him our boss?

  (503): View more from Oregon

  technically yes

  (360): View more from Washington

  then technically i slept with our boss

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): would you consider him our boss? (503): technically yes (360): then technically i slept with our boss http://tfl.nu/5m3t
  Replies (22) Good night (3754) Bad night (419)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum http://tfl.nu/wrcg
  Replies (26) Good night (4478) Bad night (443) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt. http://tfl.nu/ymql
  Replies (17) Good night (4552) Bad night (540)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any. http://tfl.nu/5jsz
  Replies (1) Good night (487) Bad night (2098) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  What's wrong?

  (1-503): View more from Oregon

  Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Pussy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): What's wrong? (1-503): Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans. (503): Pussy. http://tfl.nu/sltt
  Replies (18) Good night (788) Bad night (2140)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it" http://tfl.nu/ynj0
  Replies (13) Good night (3066) Bad night (581) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it. http://tfl.nu/wqus
  Replies (20) Good night (4298) Bad night (564) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed. http://tfl.nu/lo29
  Replies (28) Good night (3021) Bad night (532) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.

  (360): View more from Washington

  im coming over.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call. (360): im coming over. http://tfl.nu/x6qr
  Replies (8) Good night (3541) Bad night (438)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him. http://tfl.nu/3ewm
  Replies (20) Good night (2729) Bad night (497) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage? http://tfl.nu/3y3m
  Replies (35) Good night (678) Bad night (3338) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat

  (1-503): View more from Oregon

  Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat (1-503): Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby. http://tfl.nu/xtdn
  Replies (68) Good night (3960) Bad night (1016) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever http://tfl.nu/qcqe
  Replies (7) Good night (795) Bad night (1565) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  he broke up with me so i peed in his bed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): he broke up with me so i peed in his bed http://tfl.nu/g0ev
  Replies (15) Good night (2695) Bad night (912) Order T-Shirt