Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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