you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...