I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.