fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.