ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this