there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays