What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.