She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.