Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you