She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.