He passed out mid-signature
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..