It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?