I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.