OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I intend to get homeless drunk
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?